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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/16/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/16/25

I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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I Believe… [Fairy Tale Finance Bros]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/9/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/9/25

I Believe… [Fairy Tale Finance Bros]

...that the perfect fairy tale that exemplifies the cryptocurrency movement is ‘Jack and Beanstalk.’ “Hey. Gimme that valuable animal you own and I’ll give you some magic beans.”

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I Believe… [Hugging Ambiguity]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/2/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 6/2/25

I Believe… [Hugging Ambiguity]

...that we are all trapeze artists swinging between “this is incredible” and “what fresh hell is this?” Maturity and wisdom is embracing ambiguity as your co-pilot instead of trying to stuff it in the trunk.

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I Believe… [Inconvenient Kindness]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/26/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/26/25

I Believe… [Inconvenient Kindness]

...that kindness is only virtuous when it’s inconvenient. Anyone can be nice when the cameras are on and the tip jar is full. Try being kind when it costs you something — your time, your pride, your precious moral high ground. That’s character. The rest is theater.I Believe…

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I Believe… [Freedom is a Dirty Word]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/19/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/19/25

I Believe… [Freedom is a Dirty Word]

...that freedom makes people nervous. It upends structure, pokes at authority, and refuses to follow the goddamn script. It’s the wrench in the gears, the chaos in the order, the idea that you might not need permission to exist exactly as you are.

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I Believe… [Boundaries]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/12/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/12/25

I Believe… [Boundaries]

...that without a strong ethical boundary dictating your life decisions, the invitation to slippery slopes and relinquishing autonomy is a Hallmark card designed to disappear into the mud.

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I Believe… [Latest Version]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/5/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/5/25

I Believe… [Latest Version]

...that reinvention is not about becoming something you’re not—it’s about becoming the latest version of what you are.

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I Believe… [It Becomes About Naps]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/28/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/28/25

I Believe… [It Becomes About Naps]

...that, as I continue down the path of time, it is sleep that seems most important and elusive.

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I Believe… [The Future Doesn’t Love You]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/21/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/21/25

I Believe… [The Future Doesn’t Love You]

...that both hope and fear are just emotional hallucinations projected on a reality that doesn’t care. The future is a rabid dog. It doesn’t love you. It doesn’t hate you. It just bites.

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I Believe… [Leave the Past Where It Is]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/14/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/14/25

I Believe… [Leave the Past Where It Is]

...that religating the past is a Sisyphean task that distracts from the imperative of progress.

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I Believe… [Excusing Evil]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/7/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/7/25

I Believe… [Excusing Evil]

...that the trend to create justification back stories for villainous characters is directly connected to our need to rationalize our own shitty behavior.

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I Believe… [Too Little Butter]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/31/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/31/25

I Believe… [Too Little Butter]

...that empathy is a limited and local resource. Expanding one’s desire to empathize with an increasing number of people spreads it thin like too little butter on too much bread.

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I Believe… [Balancing Anxiety & Grit]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/24/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/24/25

I Believe… [Balancing Anxiety & Grit]

...that anxiety and grit are like two characters in a dark comedy—each one flawed, but when they work together, they can create something powerful.

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I Believe… [Nudist Freedom]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/17/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/17/25

I Believe… [Nudist Freedom]

...that being naked in your home is liberating and suddenly makes you feel better about your body.

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I Believe… [The Reward for Bad Behavior]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/10/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/10/25

I Believe… [The Reward for Bad Behavior]

...that if you reward people screaming at you by giving in to their demands, you train them and others to scream at you with impunity.

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I Believe… [Spring of Deception]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/3/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/3/25

I Believe… [Spring of Deception]

...that the fake Spring (always around the end of February or beginning of March) in Chicago is something special. All of sudden people are out in shirt sleeves and walking the lakefront. A week later, it’ll be like a dream we all had but a really good one.

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I Believe… [The Stink of Neighborhoods]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/24/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/24/25

I Believe… [The Stink of Neighborhoods]

...that one can make a lot of assumptions about the neighborhoods in Chicago but there is no escaping the fact that the Red Line smells like piss and weed and the Brown Line does not.

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I Believe… [Special Purpose]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/17/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/17/25

I Believe… [Special Purpose]

...that there must be a purpose of living beyond simply surviving despite the fact that survival is a heavy lift for most people. To find your purpose, look to the things that bring you the most joy and pursue.

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I Believe… [Calm DOWN!]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/10/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/10/25

I Believe… [Calm DOWN!]

...that telling people to calm down is less effective to actually getting them calm than the act of being calm in the first place. Lead by example.

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I Believe… [Old Guy Vanity]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/3/25 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/3/25

I Believe… [Old Guy Vanity]

...that, while the fascination with looking younger than people think you should look is a narcissistic vanity, it’s still pretty cool.

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