I Believe… [God’s Yes, And…]
...that most self-help books could be reduced to one sentence: Stop lying to yourself and do the thing you’re scared to do.
...that hell isn’t fire or torment—it’s a never-ending Zoom meeting where no one listens, everyone smiles too much, and the host keeps saying “let’s circle back.”
...that romance is mostly projection, and we only ever fall for people who reflect back the version of ourselves we wish we were—until they stop, and we punish them for it.
...that most people don’t fear death—they fear irrelevance, which is why they post selfies at funerals and argue with strangers in comment threads like it’s a form of prayer.
...that God exists, but only as a sarcastic improv comic trapped inside a lava lamp, muttering, “Yes, and?” every time we beg for clarity.
