0
Skip to Content
HOME
Magazine
Events
Podcasts
Bookshelf
LITERATE APE
HOME
Magazine
Events
Podcasts
Bookshelf
LITERATE APE
HOME
Magazine
Events
Podcasts
Bookshelf
Featured
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

Read More →
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

 ARCHIVE OF ARTICLES

 

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 20, 2025
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/25/25 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 4/25/25

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 20, 2025

Between the Blue Origin Failure of Feminism and JD Vance killing Pope Francis, I have not loved the internet this much since 1997 when I learned I could use it to find photos of a topless Cameron Diaz.

Read More
I Believe… [If You’re Gonna Loot… Er… Secure Reparations…]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/17/20 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/17/20

I Believe… [If You’re Gonna Loot… Er… Secure Reparations…]

I believe… that, had I been in Chicago during the Reparation Looting, I’d have looted the shit out of Garrett’s Popcorn and Whole Foods. I mean, a Nike High-Top ain’t feeding my kids, right?

Read More
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 19, 2020
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/24/20 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/24/20

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 19, 2020

I hate how much old white people love the song “Uptown Funk.”

Read More
I Believe… [The Benefits of ManScaping]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/8/19 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 7/8/19

I Believe… [The Benefits of ManScaping]

...that manscaping in Chicago was hipster and an attempt for a middle-aged man to attract younger women but manscaping in Las Vegas is merely an attempt to keep my balls from boiling like Georgia peanuts.

Read More
I Believe… [Everyone Has Some Advantage]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/15/19 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 4/15/19

I Believe… [Everyone Has Some Advantage]

…that with the lens of intersectionality as it now stands, the term “privilege” has been rendered meaningless.

Read More

Subscribe

Sign up with your email address to receive news and updates.

We respect your privacy.

Thank you! We’ll only send out ApeMails once or twice a month and w’ll never sell or share the list with marketers.

Literate Ape Press, a 501 (c)(3) Corporation est. 2016

DONATE TO THE APE

Powered by Squarespace