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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 3, 2024
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 3/8/24 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 3/8/24

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 3, 2024

I want my lunch like I want my women: Tasty, not too hefty, and won't give me diarrhea.

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I Believe... [Minding the Curves]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/4/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 3/4/24

I Believe... [Minding the Curves]

...that life comes in circles and the best of us learn to really turn into the curves without spinning out.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 25, 2024
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 3/1/24 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 3/1/24

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 25, 2024

Friendship is life’s emotional personal flotation device. It will save you from the foul weather, the unexpected rough seas, and yourself.

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I Believe... [Fun-Employed]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/26/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/26/24

I Believe... [Fun-Employed]

...that the feeling of leaving a job you found perfunctory on good days, incredibly dull on others, and completely odious 30% of the time is one of both liberation and lightness.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 18, 2024
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 2/23/24 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 2/23/24

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 18, 2024

There are three accomplishments every one of us needs to ensure a complete and great day:
1. Physical– Lift, run, swim, move
2. Mental– Write, sing, paint, create
3. Spiritual– Give someone a selfless orgasm

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Single Sided Love at First Sight
Don Hall, Fiction Don Hall 2/20/24 Don Hall, Fiction Don Hall 2/20/24

Single Sided Love at First Sight

Frog found his soulmate. Scorpion had found a way out of her pattern. He asked her to marry him on their third date.

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I Believe... [Polyamory, My Ass]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/19/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/19/24

I Believe... [Polyamory, My Ass]

...that polyamory is just white women gentrifying the gay man’s lifestyle and calling it something brunch-y.

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I'm Not Into Watching Sports But I'm Starting to Get It
Don Hall Don Hall 2/13/24 Don Hall Don Hall 2/13/24

I'm Not Into Watching Sports But I'm Starting to Get It

Super Bowl 58 was the most watched sporting event in recorded history with an estimated 123 million people tuning in. That’s a lot of eyeballs.

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I Believe... [Me vs Cheese]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/12/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/12/24

I Believe... [Me vs Cheese]

...that, for me, the definition of willpower is to purchase a block of aged cheddar cheese and still have some of it left a week later. Small wins, gang, small wins.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 4, 2024
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 2/9/24 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 2/9/24

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 4, 2024

All I need to help improve my life is more time and an emotional enema. I don’t think I’m asking for much.

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The Passion of the Rod & Custom Show
Don Hall Don Hall 2/6/24 Don Hall Don Hall 2/6/24

The Passion of the Rod & Custom Show

Wichita has felt small and, in many ways artless. It is small, no question, but the art is there if you take the time to see it.

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I Believe... [Policies vs Personalities]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/5/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 2/5/24

I Believe... [Policies vs Personalities]

...that each intelligent voter should focus on policies rather than personalities. The dumbasses will vote for their favorite wrestler.

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Thirteen Years Beyond the Sell-By Date | What I Learned in 2023
Don Hall Don Hall 2/3/24 Don Hall Don Hall 2/3/24

Thirteen Years Beyond the Sell-By Date | What I Learned in 2023

What, then, was learned in this fifty-eighth year?

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 28, 2024
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 2/2/24 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 2/2/24

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 28, 2024

There is a thick line between living a busy life and living a hectic life. If you don’t know the difference, things have gotten far too hectic for far too long.

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I Believe... [AI vs Swift]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 1/29/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 1/29/24

I Believe... [AI vs Swift]

...that the ever present fear of AI can only be overcome by Taylor Swift getting mad that after a billion photos of her online were manipulated to create fake porn. AI had no idea what a quagmire it entered on this one.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 21, 2024
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/26/24 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/26/24

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 21, 2024

Like I’ve been saying for years… crypto is for idiots and crooks.

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I Believe... [in Classic Cars]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 1/22/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 1/22/24

I Believe... [in Classic Cars]

...that passion and art can be found anywhere as long as there are people willing to create things out of a sense of joy, curiosity, and obsession. Don’t believe me? Go to a car show in Central Kansas and talk to anyone who has spent years building out a pristine 1926 Ford Roadster.

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The Abandoned Station
Don Hall Don Hall 1/16/24 Don Hall Don Hall 1/16/24

The Abandoned Station

The cubicles are like strange archeological digs with the remnants of crap from those who worked at them, moved on, and left a few items behind.

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I Believe... [Defining Cool]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 1/15/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 1/15/24

I Believe... [Defining Cool]

...that the definition of what is and is not cool is pretty simple. Anyone desperately seeking popularity or approval? Not cool. Anyone disapproved by a lot of other people? Cool.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 7, 2024
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/12/24 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/12/24

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of January 7, 2024

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes, that reason is really fucking stupid.

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