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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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Mass Aborting at Oklahoma Supermarket!
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Mass Aborting at Oklahoma Supermarket!

His social media accounts were filled with rantings about “free health care”, “women’s rights”, and “disrupting the domestic supply of infants”.

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I Believe… [I Have a Dream — Set in a Casino]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/5/19 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/5/19

I Believe… [I Have a Dream — Set in a Casino]

…that a casino is the true example of a melting pot of diversity: rich, poor, black, brown, white, English, Spanish, Japanese, German, fat, thin, straight, gay. You wanna see the America you dream of, go to Vegas.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Machine Gun America
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Machine Gun America

The family that shoots together, shoots together. 

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting — The Crisis Actors Union of America
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 4/25/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 4/25/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting — The Crisis Actors Union of America

I even updated my Special Skills section. I added “weep openly on cue, spontaneous melancholy moments of reflection, can take a bullet, good at social media, improv and juggling”.

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