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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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Valedictorians of the Anti- A Love Letter from Gen Y to Gen Z
Poetry Guest User 8/16/20 Poetry Guest User 8/16/20

Valedictorians of the Anti- A Love Letter from Gen Y to Gen Z

Nineteen hundred and ninety-eight. The year, not the cash.

Ok. Weren’t we just two years from the world ending anyhow?

It gave me a secret thrill to hear of our empty coffers. The artist in me already knew besides that failure was the only way out. Proudly Generation “Why?”

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Reflections on My Year as a Windy City Empire Duchess
Elizabeth Harper, Sponsored Content Elizabeth Harper 11/30/19 Elizabeth Harper, Sponsored Content Elizabeth Harper 11/30/19

Reflections on My Year as a Windy City Empire Duchess

So I became Empress Kate’s Duchess for Empire 15 of the Imperial City Court of the Prairie State Empire, or Windy City Empire for short.

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My Best Drinking Buddies Have Joined AA
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 11/16/19 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 11/16/19

My Best Drinking Buddies Have Joined AA

My best drinking buddies have joined AA,
given up the bottle, sobered up, gotten on the wagon
without falling off.

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The Company You Keep Defines Who You Are

Jim Rohn once said “You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with”.

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