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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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To Be or Not to Be a Mother—Elizabeth Goes to the Theater
Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 4/10/25 Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 4/10/25

To Be or Not to Be a Mother—Elizabeth Goes to the Theater

Two plays—one looking to the past, and the other to the future—descry the plights of former and potential mothers, respectively.

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Deep Exhaustion
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 3/25/25 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 3/25/25

Deep Exhaustion

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Thinking About Bipolar Rage After Watching “Angry Elephants Attack Animals, Wildly and Savagely Taking Over” on YouTube
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 2/4/25 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 2/4/25

Thinking About Bipolar Rage After Watching “Angry Elephants Attack Animals, Wildly and Savagely Taking Over” on YouTube

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Rejection Refuse
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 1/28/25 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 1/28/25

Rejection Refuse

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The World Is Depressed (Not Me), Part 2
Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 1/26/25 Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 1/26/25

The World Is Depressed (Not Me), Part 2

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The World Is Depressed (Not Me)
Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 1/25/25 Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 1/25/25

The World Is Depressed (Not Me)

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Recipe for Conspiracy Theories
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 1/23/25 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 1/23/25

Recipe for Conspiracy Theories

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Ode/Apologia to/for My Body
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 10/8/24 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 10/8/24

Ode/Apologia to/for My Body

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Just Another Bad Habit
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 10/1/24 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 10/1/24

Just Another Bad Habit

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Kinkster Pride—Elizabeth Borrows a Book from the Library
Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 8/13/24 Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 8/13/24

Kinkster Pride—Elizabeth Borrows a Book from the Library

Young children do not care about and are not interested in the sex lives of adults.

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Bars vs. Bullets—Elizabeth Goes to the Theater
Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 6/13/24 Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 6/13/24

Bars vs. Bullets—Elizabeth Goes to the Theater

Maybe a spoof called “The Choir of Non-Binary, Fluid, Ambiguous, and Polymorphously Adventurous”?

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Murder and Mommy Issues—Elizabeth Binge-Watches Killing Eve
Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 6/8/24 Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 6/8/24

Murder and Mommy Issues—Elizabeth Binge-Watches Killing Eve

Are my Mommy Issues unique to me and a small subset of women, or are they the result of sexist expectations, rigid gender roles, coercive conformity?

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What Misery Is This?
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 6/5/24 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 6/5/24

What Misery Is This?

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I'm Mad as Hell and I Don't Know If I Can Take It Anymore
Poetry, Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 5/15/24 Poetry, Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 5/15/24

I'm Mad as Hell and I Don't Know If I Can Take It Anymore

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The Worst Mother in the World
Poetry, Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 5/12/24 Poetry, Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 5/12/24

The Worst Mother in the World

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[Archived] Highlights from My Love Life
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 4/25/24 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 4/25/24

[Archived] Highlights from My Love Life

My first high school steady
was a computer geek.
I read sci-fi novels
and corrected his college essay.
We tried bondage and anal.
I'm lucky his interest in me
wasn't confined to the cranial.

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Content Warnings and Capitalism—Elizabeth Goes to the Theater
Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 11/11/23 Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 11/11/23

Content Warnings and Capitalism—Elizabeth Goes to the Theater

Content Warnings and Capitalism—
Elizabeth Goes to the Theater

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Uncertainty
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 10/31/23 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 10/31/23

Uncertainty

Nothing will make her lie down. Nothing will make her leave this old house.

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Ambivalence: On Disagreeing with Those You Love
Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 10/24/23 Elizabeth Harper Elizabeth Harper 10/24/23

Ambivalence: On Disagreeing with Those You Love

I’m taking the opportunity to have my thoughts and poems appear in juxtaposition to those of others, in the hope of expanding the range of views available.

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An Unrelentingly Depressing Poem
Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 4/9/23 Elizabeth Harper, Poetry Elizabeth Harper 4/9/23

An Unrelentingly Depressing Poem

Her home became a grave
she shared with her memories and regrets.

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