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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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I Believe… [#trumpisjustareflection]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/27/19 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/27/19

I Believe… [#trumpisjustareflection]

…that the internet is the most sophisticated communication tool invented to date and the best we can figure out to do with it is to piss and moan about our pet causes and bully one another. #trumpisjustareflection

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The Faux Power That Comes With a Video Camera in Your Pocket
Don Hall Don Hall 3/7/19 Don Hall Don Hall 3/7/19

The Faux Power That Comes With a Video Camera in Your Pocket

If there is a Murphy’s Law sort of thing for new technologies, it probably goes something like “For every good a new technology can do, there will be five assholes who use it badly.”

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Change Takes Fuel and We're Using it up on Bullshit
Don Hall Don Hall 6/20/17 Don Hall Don Hall 6/20/17

Change Takes Fuel and We're Using it up on Bullshit

The Internet is a giant puddle of vomit from our minds all over the ether and my suggestion is that you use its power to protest things that matter to humanity and society rather than you and your four friends. And, no, you and your outrage do not represent anyone but you.

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Don Hall Don Hall 4/11/17 Don Hall Don Hall 4/11/17

Greasing the Squeakiest Wheel is a Waste of Time

There is harm, however, in paying heed to the complaining wheels.  Eventually, the machine gets bogged down trying to address even the most mindlessly stupid complaints that the legitimate ones are ignored.

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