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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Committee on Climate Security Chair Interview
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/27/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/27/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Committee on Climate Security Chair Interview

We are just one big tiddly-wink floating in the solar system.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Archangel Alliance
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/25/17 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/25/17

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Archangel Alliance

“Whaddup, motherfuckers? Don’t mind me. I’m not here. You go ahead and just do your thang. Your sweet, sweet thang. Seriously, Michael. Go on ahead. Ignore me. I’m cool.” — God

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I Believe... [George W. is Enjoying the Trumpster Fire]
I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 10/23/17 I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 10/23/17

I Believe... [George W. is Enjoying the Trumpster Fire]

...that, if nothing else, at least the ineffectual pile of runny dogshit that is the Donald Trump presidency has managed to rehabilitate the image of poor, dimwitted George W.

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