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I Believe… [Illusion of Choice]
Jun 23, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Illusion of Choice]
Jun 23, 2025
Don Hall

...that most people don’t actually want freedom—they want the illusion of choice between two algorithm-approved options and a coupon code for 15% off regret.

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Jun 23, 2025
Don Hall

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I Believe… [Laughing at Tragedy]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/27/24 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 5/27/24

I Believe… [Laughing at Tragedy]

...that the purpose of the comedy mask is to be jeering and cracking up at the tragedy mask.

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La Fin du Monde Cafe & Denial
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/30/21 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/30/21

La Fin du Monde Cafe & Denial

The whole dish has been marinated in crude oil from a leaking pipeline.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Archangel Alliance
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/25/17 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/25/17

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Archangel Alliance

“Whaddup, motherfuckers? Don’t mind me. I’m not here. You go ahead and just do your thang. Your sweet, sweet thang. Seriously, Michael. Go on ahead. Ignore me. I’m cool.” — God

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I Believe... [Nazis are the White People of Germans?]
I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 9/25/17 I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 9/25/17

I Believe... [Nazis are the White People of Germans?]

...that when the shit hits the fan, focusing on all the shit flying everywhere is the wrong choice. Deal with the fan.

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