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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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Upon This Hill I Shall Die, America!
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Upon This Hill I Shall Die, America!

We, the true chosen-by-God followers of our chosen-by-God president are taking our chosen-by-God country back!

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If You Believed the Lie, It is not the Liar’s Fault
Don Hall Don Hall 2/27/19 Don Hall Don Hall 2/27/19

If You Believed the Lie, It is not the Liar’s Fault

My belief was not about him or his lie. My belief was about me and my perception of myself. Are we becoming like that segment of Trump supporters who hate the other side so much that they’d accept the blatant lie out of spite?

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I Believe... [“Fragile” is an Invitation for Abuse]
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I Believe... [“Fragile” is an Invitation for Abuse]

 ...that the height of delusional expectation is demonstrated most clearly when you write “Fragile” on a box being moved 2,000 miles cross-country. It’s like the box is a fat kid with a perpetually snotty nose in tight yellow Adidas shorts and a stutter — the bullies get in line to toss him under a couch.

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