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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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I Believe... [Bill Hader Deep Fake]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/19/19 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/19/19

I Believe... [Bill Hader Deep Fake]

…that the deep fake of Bill Hader transforming back and forth into Tom Cruise is so fucked up I now think I believe in the power of Satan.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Department of Labor Emergency Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/10/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/10/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Department of Labor Emergency Meeting

Time to tighten our belt. I can’t walk around with my pants undone all the time. 

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