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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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On Smollett, BLM, and the Chicago Police Department
Don Hall Don Hall 12/9/21 Don Hall Don Hall 12/9/21

On Smollett, BLM, and the Chicago Police Department

On the other hand, his statement regarding the corruption at the very heart of the Chicago Police Department is as blatantly true and obvious as Smollett's guilt.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | MyRNCSpeech
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/19/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/19/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | MyRNCSpeech

You don’t have to hold your head up high, let MyNeckBrace do all the work for you.

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I Believe… [The Difference Between a Classy or Trashy Neck Tattoo]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/3/20 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 8/3/20

I Believe… [The Difference Between a Classy or Trashy Neck Tattoo]

I believe… that instead of banning neck and face tattoos from their casino and hotel, The D Las Vegas should instead ban trashy neck and face tattoos. You know, encourage Suicide Girls to come gamble but discourage White Power Cletus from swinging by.

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A Shock to the System: Can an All Encompassing Revolution Sustain Itself?
Don Hall Don Hall 7/29/20 Don Hall Don Hall 7/29/20

A Shock to the System: Can an All Encompassing Revolution Sustain Itself?

“This is not going to go the way you think.”
- Luke Skywalker

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Battle of Portland Letters
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/22/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/22/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Battle of Portland Letters

It is with good cheer that I tell you all the statues still stand, and all the Target stores remain unsullied.

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