
AI, Robot
Skynet is Meta. Skynet is also ZoomInfo. Aside from the luddites in the world, casually refusing to participate in the digital world at all, everyone is captive and tool of the coming human extinction.

I Like to Watch | Eternals (2021)
My wife asked me what my favorite moments were and I was struck dumb. I couldn't think of a single moment. "I loved the end credit scene?"

The Era of Unrelenting Comparison, The Age of Poisonous Envy
Zuckerberg was that loser incel who bullied his way into tapping into to our most base snake brains. He made us like him.

No One is Teaching Critical Race Theory in Public Schools
Are public school teachers teaching children the complexities of systemic racism to children unable to critically parse things out or more thoroughly teaching about our country's racist past?

Comedy is Not Harder, It's Just as Hard as It Ever Was
The best comedians joke about the realities we refuse to see and make us laugh. That's no different than any other time.
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I Believe... [Can a Black Man 'Punch Down?']
...that when an African American man is accused of punching down, the true source of inequality is revealed. It’s about class, not race or gender....that when an African American man is accused of punching down, the true source of inequality is revealed. It’s about class, not race or gender.

Cheez Slyces
It seemed like a good idea—or maybe a funny idea—at the time but this was going sideways fast.

Why Your Knee Hurting Isn't Indicative of Progress
The world seems to be doing better all the time. Sure, there are things we can work on but it looks like what we've been doing so far is working.

The Breakfast Club of Social Media
Social media isn't wildly different than high school in the 80's—it's just faster with a ridiculously large student body to navigate.

Six Cult Horror Films You Forgot About That Will Blow Your Mind
Tired of the rehash of old franchises to chill your bones this October? Try a couple of these and be creeped out for good.

Prepping for the Great Resignation
The choice is yours. Either learn to work remotely efficiently and prioritize your finite willpower or go back to dealing with angry, stupid, entitled people looking for you to placate their rage at someone else. For peanuts.
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I Believe... [Plenty of Workers, Not Enough Decent Gigs]
I believe... that there isn’t a labor shortage, there’s a shitty job surplus.

Four Movies That Made Me Ask for a Refund
Eddie Murphy owes me $12.
Bringing a Smartphone to a Gunfight
The most prolific of the Twitter Warriors comprise less than 3% of the population who, in turn, drive the most noise about issues.
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I Believe... [Channeling The West Wing]
...that WH Press Secretary Jen Psaki is West Wing good....that WH Press Secretary Jen Psaki is West Wing good.

Finding the 'Bad Apples' Just Got Easier
The question in this suggestion is, if it is a number of 'bad apples' spoiling the barrel, how do we identify them before they cause homicidal harm?
Looks like the pandemic has exposed them.

Swimming in Bullshit Without a Floatie
Brandolini’s Law (a.k.a. the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle) which states that: “The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.”

The Chappelle Watershed Moment
How Netflix handles the backlash to The Closer will determine the continued power of the shrieking micro-minority.
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I Believe... [Sadism is Not a Virtue]
…that our pleasure in the pain of others—even those we deem deserve the pain—while common and instinctual, is really not a quality of which we should be proud. Sadism makes us all a bit less.
A vacation is only as good as the number of times you have diarrhea. And like in golf and arguments with a know-it-all, less is more.