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I Believe… [Timeshare in Hell]
Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Timeshare in Hell]
Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall

...that capitalism is a casino rigged by drunk croupiers where the prize is a timeshare in Hell and the only way to win is to die with enough debt they can’t repossess your skeleton.

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Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall

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I Believe… [The Benefits of ManScaping]
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I Believe… [The Benefits of ManScaping]

...that manscaping in Chicago was hipster and an attempt for a middle-aged man to attract younger women but manscaping in Las Vegas is merely an attempt to keep my balls from boiling like Georgia peanuts.

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