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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 25, 2022
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/30/22 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 12/30/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of December 25, 2022

A poop before breakfast does not get enough celebratory attention.

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Today I’m Wearing Red Socks
Mike Vinopal Mike Vinopal 4/26/19 Mike Vinopal Mike Vinopal 4/26/19

Today I’m Wearing Red Socks

But when it’s a red sock day, I’m forced to reconsider my appreciation for this mundane everyday undergarment. 

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The Answers to All the Great Mysteries Are Found in the Laundry
Don Hall Don Hall 3/23/18 Don Hall Don Hall 3/23/18

The Answers to All the Great Mysteries Are Found in the Laundry

within the simple task of gathering up your smelly socks and the pair of jeans with the ketchup stain near the crotch and hopefully using that Tide Pod for its intended use is the all important, elusive Meaning of Life.

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