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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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I Believe… [Beware The Golden Rule If You're An Asshole]
Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 11/19/18 Don Hall, I Believe... Don Hall 11/19/18

I Believe… [Beware The Golden Rule If You're An Asshole]

…that in the spirit of the Golden Rule, if you have decided it’s appropriate to harass people on the street or in front of their homes to make a political point, you deserve exactly the same treatment when taking your kids out to Chuck E. Cheese.

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I Believe... [Repentance is Like Shitting in One Hand and Wishing in the Other]
I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 8/27/18 I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 8/27/18

I Believe... [Repentance is Like Shitting in One Hand and Wishing in the Other]

...that human actions are no more evil than a hurricane’s. We assign evil to problems as if repentance will solve them. Contrition is no more helpful to fixing society than looking at the floodwaters and winds and falling to your knees to pray and blame someone/something for them. 

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