
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting: Improv is Hard
The suggestion is “spatula”. It’s always going to be spatula.

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Columbia College Provost Says Goodbye
Spoiler alert – the entire fashion department is going to be put on-line - replaced by an etsy account. Pure profit.

To a Woman Approaching Her First Spring as a Fifty-Year-Old
So you just turnedfifty,
the big five-0!
Say it softly.
You don’t want your nosy neighbors
to know.

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Columbia College Chicago - Board of Trustees Budget Committee
"Fewer people are buying our product. The only sensible solution is for us to charge more."
...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”