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Love and Marriage and… Blood?
Aug 19, 2025
David Himmel
Love and Marriage and… Blood?
Aug 19, 2025
David Himmel

We crawled into bed, which creaked and popped like Oscar the Grouch’s metal trashcan with every single move we made. And that’s where we tried to understand what he meant when he said, “Please no bleeding on the bed sheets. It can be very expensive for you because with all the blood, we have to throw them away. But, hey, I get it. I’m married, too.”

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Aug 19, 2025
David Himmel

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