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I Believe… [Illusion of Choice]
Jun 23, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Illusion of Choice]
Jun 23, 2025
Don Hall

...that most people don’t actually want freedom—they want the illusion of choice between two algorithm-approved options and a coupon code for 15% off regret.

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Jun 23, 2025
Don Hall

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The Alex Jones Go FU** Me Page
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 4/20/22 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 4/20/22

The Alex Jones Go FU** Me Page

WE’RE THE ONLY LINE OF DEFENSE KEEPING THE DEMS FROM TOUCHING YOUR KIDS WHILE TALKING ABOUT SLAVERY AND MAKING THEM GAY.

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2020! - The Zack Snyder Cut
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/30/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/30/20

2020! - The Zack Snyder Cut

Featuring Jesse Eisenberg as Donald Trump, Ben Affleck as Rudy Giuliani, and Jon Voight as Rush Limbaugh.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Trump’s Biggly Funeral Plans
Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 8/29/18 Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 8/29/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Trump’s Biggly Funeral Plans

Then take my body and put me behind the wheel of a golf cart strapped to a rocket ship and have the Space Force blast me to the stars.

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I Believe... [Repentance is Like Shitting in One Hand and Wishing in the Other]
I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 8/27/18 I Believe..., Don Hall Don Hall 8/27/18

I Believe... [Repentance is Like Shitting in One Hand and Wishing in the Other]

...that human actions are no more evil than a hurricane’s. We assign evil to problems as if repentance will solve them. Contrition is no more helpful to fixing society than looking at the floodwaters and winds and falling to your knees to pray and blame someone/something for them. 

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