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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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Correcting the Orwellian Doublespeak for Zoomers
Don Hall Don Hall 9/1/20 Don Hall Don Hall 9/1/20

Correcting the Orwellian Doublespeak for Zoomers

If Orwell had seen this new reality, 1984 would’ve been unreadable because while Big Brother proposed that ‘War is Peace’ Angry Brother would be saying “No. War isn’t Peace. Peace is Power.”

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I Like to Watch | Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Don Hall Don Hall 1/25/20 Don Hall Don Hall 1/25/20

I Like to Watch | Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

Which is why, despite the miserable box office reception of Terminator: Dark Fate, I had high expectations. Linda Hamilton is back and looking badass! Someone gets it!

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Resist Leftist Insanity!
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Resist Leftist Insanity!

We want to make America great again. The leftist momma boys and momma girls and momma boygirls won’t be happy unil we’re all wearing diapers and Uncle Sam wipes everybody’s bung hole with taxpayer dimes.

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