Who Doesn’t Want A Special Master?
The special master will be given an unlimited supply of BBQ ribs and is not allowed to use paper towels or napkins.
Why Are People So Mean?
Even a former president isn’t safe from people saying mean things about him.
The GOP Goes Nuclear Family
The father will only leave his family for a younger bride if the current wife becomes terminally ill or old.
HAPPY SLACKS for Women by Men
Keep your man happy with Happy Slacks.
U-R-US – Fetal Lawyers
Ask us about our class action suits for sperm.
Pictures of Universe Believed to Be Side of God’s Stoner Van
This van is cosmically designed to get down.
Common Sense Solutions from the GOP Regarding Mass Shootings at Parades
Kevlar bunting.
Caravans of Americans Head to Canada’s Borders
The USA is fraught with danger from organized criminal groups known as Christians and politicians.
Texas Perplexus
Demand a return to rotary dial phones, even on mobile phones.
In Defense of Donald Trump
You can’t spell “liberal” without “lie”. LI-b-E-ral!
Batman Eating A Grape
It’s Batman. Eating a grape.
Common Sense GOP Solutions for Avoiding Mass Shootings
Schools should have only one door, one classroom, no windows, and, most importantly, no books.
Mass Aborting at Oklahoma Supermarket!
His social media accounts were filled with rantings about “free health care”, “women’s rights”, and “disrupting the domestic supply of infants”.
Dr. Fauci & The Multiverse of Madness
Trump appoints Rep. Matt Gaetz to the new position of Czar of Women’s Health.
What You Don’t Know About The SCOTUS Plan to Abolish Roe v. Wade
Schools required to teach girls how to hold a baby and make a sandwich.
The Alex Jones Go FU** Me Page
WE’RE THE ONLY LINE OF DEFENSE KEEPING THE DEMS FROM TOUCHING YOUR KIDS WHILE TALKING ABOUT SLAVERY AND MAKING THEM GAY.
Glengarry Glen Trump
Fuck you, that's my name. Follow me on Twitter.
Welcome Back to Work Please Be Happy
Your boss will no longer have an “open door” policy so you no longer have to look at “that”.
Mar-A-Lag-ORGY! A GOP Fundraiser
The only sanctioned sexual positions at the orgy are missionary.
GOP Senators: Homicide
Hawley: If you had to choose between killing a pedophile, a rapist, or a baby, why would you choose the baby?
...that most people don’t actually want freedom—they want the illusion of choice between two algorithm-approved options and a coupon code for 15% off regret.