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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of November 16, 2025
Nov 21, 2025
David Himmel
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of November 16, 2025
Nov 21, 2025
David Himmel

How many parents use the drive to school as an opportunity to educate their young children about the impact of Snoop and Dre’s masterpiece “Ain’t Nuthin’ but a G Thang?” Just me? Dope.

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Nov 21, 2025
David Himmel

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Hammer Time! with Hammer T. Dick
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/21/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/21/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Hammer Time! with Hammer T. Dick

We are obligated by law to use “air quotes” around “news”.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Reasons Not To Go To Your Small-Town High School Reunion
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/14/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/14/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Reasons Not To Go To Your Small-Town High School Reunion

You have a conflict on that date. A moral conflict.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | A Eulogy for Donald Trump
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/7/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/7/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | A Eulogy for Donald Trump

On his tomb stone is inscribed, “This is Obama’s fault.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | QAnon Post-Debate Info Drop
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/30/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/30/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | QAnon Post-Debate Info Drop

President Trump wants us to know he really is smart.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Perks of Being a Slave
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/23/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/23/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Perks of Being a Slave

The Perks of Being a Slave | A Patriotic History Lesson

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Batman is the Night! Or Just Batman.
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/16/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/16/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Batman is the Night! Or Just Batman.

Bats don’t ride horses. I have a car.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – McConnell’s Scaled Down Relief Bill
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/9/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/9/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – McConnell’s Scaled Down Relief Bill

If your income is over $150k - A China Virus Swag Bag!

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – QLess
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/2/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/2/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – QLess

ANTIFA is using bags of soup to fight. We will now throw satchels of grilled cheese sandwiches.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | RNC “Secret Menu” Platform
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/26/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/26/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | RNC “Secret Menu” Platform

Q. Like I.Q., without the intelligence.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | MyRNCSpeech
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/19/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/19/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | MyRNCSpeech

You don’t have to hold your head up high, let MyNeckBrace do all the work for you.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Brand Dating with Poopie-DEW!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/12/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/12/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Brand Dating with Poopie-DEW!

When Poopie-DEW says something racist, he can say, “I’m not racist. My girlfriend is…whatever you are.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Questions to Ask Yourself to Have a Great Day!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/5/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 8/5/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Questions to Ask Yourself to Have a Great Day!

Are these the same clothes I slept in?

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Cure For COVID-19
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/29/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/29/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Cure For COVID-19

I’m Dr. Joe Janes, MD. MD stands for Mediocre Duck. (quack)

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Battle of Portland Letters
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/22/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/22/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Battle of Portland Letters

It is with good cheer that I tell you all the statues still stand, and all the Target stores remain unsullied.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Politicians Meet on Tracks to Discuss Likelihood of Trains
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/15/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/15/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Politicians Meet on Tracks to Discuss Likelihood of Trains

The politicians celebrate their victory as the train continues to run over people.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Hogwart's, Go Online!!!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/8/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/8/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Hogwart's, Go Online!!!

The students of Hogwart’s and their instructors should not be meeting in person. Not until there’s a vaccine. I’m just a part-timer. They’re not listening to me. Parents, it’s your child and your money. They’ll listen to you.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Daddy’s Girl
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/1/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/1/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Daddy’s Girl

Your court-ordered honesty is appreciated.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | CANCELLED!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/24/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/24/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | CANCELLED!

By the way, telling someone to smile more, is an improv note. It’s just a note.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Science with Dr. Science!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/17/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/17/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Science with Dr. Science!

Dr. Science – Amen for science, Tammy. Amen.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The First Online ANTIFA Organizational Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/10/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/10/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The First Online ANTIFA Organizational Meeting

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