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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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Best of Literate Ape 2018 | Don Hall Dies & Other High Points
David Himmel David Himmel 12/27/18 David Himmel David Himmel 12/27/18

Best of Literate Ape 2018 | Don Hall Dies & Other High Points

2018 was a good year for The Ape. As Hall and I bait the internet for search results, we’re offering up our year-in-review, Best of The Ape. He has his opinions and I have mine. And if they differ, well, that’s what sometimes makes us a great team.

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I Will Let Go of Straws When You Let Go of the Bloated Corpse of Capitalism
Kari Castor Kari Castor 9/14/18 Kari Castor Kari Castor 9/14/18

I Will Let Go of Straws When You Let Go of the Bloated Corpse of Capitalism

Doing away with straws is the thoughts & prayers of environmentalism. It makes us feel like we did something good without having to put in any actual effort whatsoever.

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