
Made Up Controversies for the Modern Republican
VP Kamala Hussein Harris thinks children are edible furniture.

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VP Kamala Hussein Harris thinks children are edible furniture.
If she’s attractive enough, your constituents will respect her.
...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”