My 600-pound Bowl of Cheesy Fear
Snickers Bar = 250 calories
Two Pop Tarts = 400 calories
A plate of Curly Fries = 600 calories
Wendy’s signature Apple Pecan Chicken Salad = 570 Calories
Christ - even Fast Food salads pack on the shit like duct taping clay to your ass.
The sign of a good relationship is a sore, slightly bruised pubic bone. (Heh, heh… bone…)