
Helpful Ways to Own the Libs
Quote Marjorie Taylor Greene whenever possible.

Drowning in Sorrow but Doggy-paddling My Way Back to You
Apt metaphor
underwater
drowning in despair
movement difficult
slow motion from the get-go
tangled feet
depressed brain
muffled moans of pain
pawing at the tide
We are all trapeze artists swinging between “this is incredible” and “what fresh hell is this?”