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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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The Minutes of our Last Meeting – Happy Memorial Day, Japan!
Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 5/29/19 Minutes of Our Last Mtg, Joe Janes Joe Janes 5/29/19

The Minutes of our Last Meeting – Happy Memorial Day, Japan!

The ONLY justification for President Trump telling Japanese soldiers “Happy Memorial Day” is if he is flipping them the bird just before dropping another nuke on Tokyo. 

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - PCHS American Heroes Club
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 5/9/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 5/9/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - PCHS American Heroes Club

In 1942, John Wayne parachuted out of a B-52 Bomber over enemy territory while atop his horse. He landed on Normandy beach and killed 33 Nazis, 28 Japs, 14 Injuns, and 8 smelly Frenchmen. He mowed them all down armed with nothing but his bared teeth swinging a steel nut sack.

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