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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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There’s a masculinity crisis in this country and I’m going balls-to-the-toasty-wall for men everywhere.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of March 20, 2022
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The GOP sure does talk about pedophilia a lot. I talk about sailing a lot. Because I love to sail. So, you know… Maybe there’s some interest in kid-sex from the GOP.

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A Letter from Uncle Sam
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A Letter from Uncle Sam

I’m the guy with the white hair and beard who dresses like he’s on his way to a Trump Rally.

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• I have always appreciated Madonna for continuing to reinvent herself with each album or decade or whatever. With her new skin care line, she’s reinvented herself as a chubby Drew Barrymore.

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