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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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How To Hide A Body In Illinois
J.L. Thurston Jenni Thurston 8/19/19 J.L. Thurston Jenni Thurston 8/19/19

How To Hide A Body In Illinois

In this novel excerpt from “The Lyrebird Threat,” the Mimic works against the clock to carry out her sinister and bloody revenge.

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The Time Aaron's Roommate Murdered His Date
J.L. Thurston Jenni Thurston 8/11/19 J.L. Thurston Jenni Thurston 8/11/19

The Time Aaron's Roommate Murdered His Date

An excerpt from the newly released novel, “The Lyrebird Threat” out on Amazon.com, describing in full detail the exact events that revealed to Aaron his roommate is an operative for a secret sub-branch of government. Not an ideal date, but it could have gone worse.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall — Halloween Edition
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 10/27/17 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 10/27/17

Notes from the Post-it Wall — Halloween Edition

• There’s nothing scarier than having your mom show up to your Halloween party dressed as a slutty caterpillar.

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