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The Implications of Not Walking Faster
Sep 25, 2025
David Himmel
The Implications of Not Walking Faster
Sep 25, 2025
David Himmel

Excuse me. Can you please walk faster?
Don’t you have some place to be?
At least move to the right. Let me pass.
No, I’m not in a rush, I just have things to get to today.
I don’t mean to be rude. But you’re taking so long and holding up the flow of traffic.
It’s not just me. Look at that lady in the surgical boot. She probably has an appointment with her orthopedic surgeon. You’re keeping her from receiving healthcare. Are you Mitch McConnell? Who’s rude now?

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Sep 25, 2025
David Himmel

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