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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 21, 2025
Sep 26, 2025
David Himmel
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 21, 2025
Sep 26, 2025
David Himmel

Some people just can’t be helped. They can’t help choosing to play the martyr, the victim. It’s fine to eventually let these people drown in the rough sea of their own making. The trick is saving the poor souls they might bring down with them.

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Sep 26, 2025
David Himmel

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Poop Jesus!
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Poop Jesus!

“Where you see one set of footprints is where I continued walking and you took a golf cart.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Force 2: The Wrath of Grapes
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Force 2: The Wrath of Grapes

They are going to invade our planet and soon there will be a Gagh vessel on every corner. 

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American Shithole #22 — FLOTUS, She Wrote (Us)
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American Shithole #22 — FLOTUS, She Wrote (Us)

I do feel emptiness sometimes, in a way I have never felt it before, when I reflect on how much rage this presidency instills in me. The Yang of a terrible Yin, I suppose. I’ve never experienced the desire for revenge, the way I want for it now.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Space Force – USS Trump 1776-D Emergency Officers Meeting
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Space Force – USS Trump 1776-D Emergency Officers Meeting

Our mission is to avoid strange new worlds. To seek out new sources of income. To boldly stay great.

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