RNC WORKSHOP ON LEGITIMATE POLITICAL DISCOURSE
SOVENIRS! – Some call it looting, we call it keepsakes.
RNC Guidelines for Choosing Your Republican Bride
If she’s attractive enough, your constituents will respect her.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | MyRNCSpeech
You don’t have to hold your head up high, let MyNeckBrace do all the work for you.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | New GOP Voter Reforms!
“Voter fraud” continues to be an issue in this country. We have been working hard to develop legislation that will reform all voter laws at a federal level.
- Limit the number of polling stations to one per every 1,000,000 citizens.
- Election supervisors are allowed, at their discretion, to store ballots in basements susceptible to fire or flooding.
...that most people don’t actually want freedom—they want the illusion of choice between two algorithm-approved options and a coupon code for 15% off regret.