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When the Struggle Ends
Jul 16, 2025
Don Hall
When the Struggle Ends
Jul 16, 2025
Don Hall

Life is always about to end. One day it will. Before that, it’s just loss in installments.

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Jul 16, 2025
Don Hall

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Trump's Perfect Call to the CDC
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 3/4/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 3/4/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - Trump's Perfect Call to the CDC

I just wanted to tell you that I am doing a terrific job.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Official White House Response to the Caronavirus
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/26/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/26/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Official White House Response to the Caronavirus

We should also take all those cancer-causing windmills along the coasts and borders and point them out toward the oceans.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Presidential Medal of Rush
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/5/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/5/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Presidential Medal of Rush

I want my State of the Union speech to melt all the snowflakes across America, like if climate change were a real thing.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Poop Jesus!
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/11/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 12/11/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Space Poop Jesus!

“Where you see one set of footprints is where I continued walking and you took a golf cart.”

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Pardons
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/20/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/20/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Pardons

I have a lot of respect for soldiers who don’t say bad things about me.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Boos News
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/6/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/6/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Presidential Boos News

I killed the leader of ISIS, the most dangerous man in the world since Hilary Clinton.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Lynching Lite
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/23/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 10/23/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Lynching Lite

Are you telling me white people aren’t allowed to be lynched? That’s racist!

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump’s Homeless Solution
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/18/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/18/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump’s Homeless Solution

What if we made homeless people pretty?

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting I Always Remember Trump
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/11/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 9/11/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting I Always Remember Trump

This will be a 9/11 people will never forget!

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Be Bester
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/26/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/26/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Be Bester

Make Children Great Again!

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