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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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From Eric Trump: Please tell my dad, Donald J. Trump, that I pooed.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Thank Trump!
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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Thank Trump!

No one be thanking God if they survive. They’ll be thanking Donald Trump.

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American Shithole #49 | Welcome Back, Cohen
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American Shithole #49 | Welcome Back, Cohen

“He is a racist. He is a Conman. He is a cheat.”

-          Michael Cohen, on Donald Trump during his opening statement.

“Damn, save that for your closer, Michael!” I blurted at the television.

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