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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 11, 2022
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How many Amazon delivery trucks are repurposed UPS delivery trucks? Any number is enough to make me laugh at the irony of good business.

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RNC Guidelines for Choosing Your Republican Bride
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RNC Guidelines for Choosing Your Republican Bride

If she’s attractive enough, your constituents will respect her.

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The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – The Southern White House & Spa
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Trump – Nothing but bad hombres in Iran.

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American Shithole #56 | Bill Barr: Bringing the Bar Down a Notch
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American Shithole #56 | Bill Barr: Bringing the Bar Down a Notch

As I watched the barrage of questions our representatives dutifully prepared, and the ease with which a professional litigator of Barr’s caliber deflected them, I realized that the dream of America as the land of the free and the home of the brave, is nearly dead.

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