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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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Long Train Running: A Chicago Marathon Story | Chapter 3 — Weather or Not
David Himmel David Himmel 6/22/19 David Himmel David Himmel 6/22/19

Long Train Running: A Chicago Marathon Story | Chapter 3 — Weather or Not

The changes in weather and running routes made for a cornucopia of uncertain and enjoyable scenery. Each run was an adventure and it challenged me to stay loose and attentive and fleet on my feet and to mind my body so as not to overheat or underhydrate or freeze off my skinny fingers.

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Long Train Running: A Chicago Marathon Story | Chapter 2 — The Cost of This
David Himmel David Himmel 6/15/19 David Himmel David Himmel 6/15/19

Long Train Running: A Chicago Marathon Story | Chapter 2 — The Cost of This

Bomb shelters, makeshift bunkers mean certain death. To survive, we must keep moving. Word of clean air has spread like gossip. It’s always just over that ridge or two clicks beyond that hill. And so we run. Speed, strength, and endurance are our only hope for survival. This is our marathon.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of May 28, 2018
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/1/18 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 6/1/18

Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of May 28, 2018

Samantha Bee calling Ivanka Trump a cunt is not funny. That’s because it’s not a joke. I never thought Samantha Bee was all that great at telling jokes anyhow. But it is totally reasonable to call Ivanka Trump a cunt. Bee shouldn’t have apologized. Saying sorry because Big Viacom said to do so is a real cunty thing to do.

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