Chip’s Final Report from the Robot Apocalypse
A pack of Holsteins took down a polar bear in Times Square. From this, I learned what nightmares are.
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting - "Future Robot Overlords of America"
"We all agreed the family was way too into arugula and the world would be a better place if they were scrubbed from existence."
...that most people don’t actually want freedom—they want the illusion of choice between two algorithm-approved options and a coupon code for 15% off regret.