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Celebrating a Bygone Wedding Anniversary
Sep 10, 2025
David Himmel
Celebrating a Bygone Wedding Anniversary
Sep 10, 2025
David Himmel

September 10, henceforth, shall be known as the Day of Broken Promises. It’ll be recognized as the day we all make promises none of us will keep. Because what is divorce if not a reneging on promises made to the person you once loved more than anyone else in front of all the runner ups?

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Sep 10, 2025
David Himmel

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Goldilocks Would Never Be friends with 2/3rds of You
Bill Arnett William Arnett 10/8/18 Bill Arnett William Arnett 10/8/18

Goldilocks Would Never Be friends with 2/3rds of You

Goldilocks probably felt the same way about people as she did beds and porridge.

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