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I Believe… [Timeshare in Hell]
Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Timeshare in Hell]
Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall

...that capitalism is a casino rigged by drunk croupiers where the prize is a timeshare in Hell and the only way to win is to die with enough debt they can’t repossess your skeleton.

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Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall

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Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of January 21, 2018
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/26/18 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 1/26/18

Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of January 21, 2018

• Vince McMahon is bringing back the XFL. I attended an XFL game in Las Vegas back in 2001. It was the third saddest thing I’ve ever seen. The first saddest thing was my dead dog. The second was the last time I had sex with an ex-girlfriend and her naked body reminded me of her father in a bathing suit.

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