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I Believe… [Timeshare in Hell]
Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Timeshare in Hell]
Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall

...that capitalism is a casino rigged by drunk croupiers where the prize is a timeshare in Hell and the only way to win is to die with enough debt they can’t repossess your skeleton.

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Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall

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For Those Who Pray: God Doesn’t Care and Neither Do You
David Himmel David Himmel 2/15/18 David Himmel David Himmel 2/15/18

For Those Who Pray: God Doesn’t Care and Neither Do You

In heaven, the man meets God and asks him, “God, why didn’t you save me from the storm? I prayed and prayed that you would.”

God replies, “You fucking idiot. There were the news warnings, the car, the boat, the helicopter. You had every opportunity to be saved. What more did you want?”

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