0
Skip to Content
HOME
Magazine
Events
Podcasts
Bookshelf
LITERATE APE
HOME
Magazine
Events
Podcasts
Bookshelf
LITERATE APE
HOME
Magazine
Events
Podcasts
Bookshelf
Featured
Live Sharp or Die Dull
Jul 26, 2025
Don Hall
Live Sharp or Die Dull
Jul 26, 2025
Don Hall

Bleed for the truth or rot in your own politeness.

Read More →
Jul 26, 2025
Don Hall

 ARCHIVE OF ARTICLES

 

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Coronavirus Task Force’s Plan to Distribute Trump Vaccines
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/18/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/18/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | The Coronavirus Task Force’s Plan to Distribute Trump Vaccines

The vaccine will be infused in Trump Vodka, Trump Steaks, and, for Native American communities, Trump Blankets

Read More
Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 4, 2020
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 10/9/20 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 10/9/20

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of October 4, 2020

Mike Pence is a virgin. I know he has kids—it doesn’t matter. Mike Pence is a virgin.

Read More
The  Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Coronavirus Task Force Meeting
Joe Janes 3/11/20 Joe Janes 3/11/20

The  Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Coronavirus Task Force Meeting

While you eat McNuggets, I will gladly plant my face in your tossed salad.

Read More
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – The Southern White House & Spa
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/8/20 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 1/8/20

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – The Southern White House & Spa

Trump – Nothing but bad hombres in Iran.

Read More
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump 2026
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/24/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 7/24/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | Trump 2026

Mike Pence had a breakdown last year and moved to Key West and does drag shows under the name Ernest SOHeminGAY!

Read More
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | National Emergency Task Force
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/20/19 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 2/20/19

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting | National Emergency Task Force

We’re being SUED and then we’ll be SUED again until it goes to the supreme COURT and we win when Kavanaugh’s vote butt CHUGS it in people’s faces.

Read More
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Space Force – USS Trump 1776-D Emergency Officers Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/20/18 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 6/20/18

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Space Force – USS Trump 1776-D Emergency Officers Meeting

Our mission is to avoid strange new worlds. To seek out new sources of income. To boldly stay great.

Read More
The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Emergency White House Task Force Meeting
Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/1/17 Joe Janes, Minutes of Our Last Mtg Joe Janes 11/1/17

The Minutes of Our Last Meeting – Emergency White House Task Force Meeting

-       “We’re hot!” said the president.

-       “Because we are on fire.” Said Chief of Staff Kelly

Read More

Subscribe

Sign up with your email address to receive news and updates.

We respect your privacy.

Thank you! We’ll only send out ApeMails once or twice a month and w’ll never sell or share the list with marketers.

Literate Ape Press, a 501 (c)(3) Corporation est. 2016

DONATE TO THE APE

Powered by Squarespace