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I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Keeping the Tip]
Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

...that if being a prostitute is just ‘sex work’ then why is it awkward if your manager at the local Starbucks offers you a raise for a blow job? It’s just work, right? “I’ll have a Chai Latte and a rim job. I’ll keep the tip.”

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Jun 16, 2025
Don Hall

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 30, 2023
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 30, 2023

“AI expert” is a 2023 phrase that gives me the same feeling as “Social media expert” in 2009. As new as it is and as fast as it’s changing, how can you consider yourself or anyone else an expert? We should be mindful of the foreboding foreshadowing in front of us.

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Adventures from the Orlando International Airport
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If what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (it doesn’t) then what happens in Orlando haunts you for months.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 9, 2023
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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 9, 2023

Justice Clarence Thomas is exactly the guy today he was in 1991. An angry, entitled, hateful prick with little regard for rules that impact him.

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Florida is America’s limp penis, and it is in dire need of receiving a botched circumcision.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 17, 2022
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Florida: The World’s Largest Drive-Thru Zoo. Next!

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It's Cool to Walk Out of School
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It's Cool to Walk Out of School

Today's ENOUGH National School Walkout is set to be one our country's most historical, nuanced and, hopefully, most effective protests. It's always been the youth who are first to take to the streets but they've never been this young before.

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