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I Believe… [Timeshare in Hell]
Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Timeshare in Hell]
Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall

...that capitalism is a casino rigged by drunk croupiers where the prize is a timeshare in Hell and the only way to win is to die with enough debt they can’t repossess your skeleton.

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Jul 21, 2025
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When I Grow Up I Wanna Be...
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When I Grow Up I Wanna Be...

I lost my class ring when I was 17. Now, a thousand years later, it has returned to find me a completely different- and yet, the same- person.

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