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I Believe… [Timeshare in Hell]
Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall
I Believe… [Timeshare in Hell]
Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall

...that capitalism is a casino rigged by drunk croupiers where the prize is a timeshare in Hell and the only way to win is to die with enough debt they can’t repossess your skeleton.

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Jul 21, 2025
Don Hall

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 25, 2022
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 9/30/22 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 9/30/22

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 25, 2022

Serious question for women: When you put your Birkenstocks on, can you hear every straight man’s penis shriveling up, dying, and falling off?

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 26, 2020
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 7/31/20 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 7/31/20

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of July 26, 2020

It’s time to cancel white men who wear Birkenstocks.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 17, 2019
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 2/22/19 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 2/22/19

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of February 17, 2019

• Forgiveness is not valued enough. And too often, it’s not even attempted. And that’s why we’re doomed.

• I feel a crushing amount of guilt and regret for thinking that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is an attractive person. I feel the same way about Ivanka Trump.

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Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of July 9, 2017
David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 7/14/17 David Himmel, Post-It Wall Notes David Himmel 7/14/17

Notes from the Post-it Wall — Week of July 9, 2017

• If you’re mad that Patton Oswalt is engaged a little more than a year after his first wife died, you’re a jerk. Simple as that. Who are you to understand one person’s heart and how it heals and what it needs and how it loves? You need to reduce your desire for outrage and leave people alone.

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