Don Hall 10/6/25 Don Hall 10/6/25

I Believe… [Neo-Inquisitioners]

...that in an age where every word is a potential weapon and every hurt feeling a crime scene, the loudest moralists aren’t protecting the vulnerable—they’re auditioning for the Inquisition.

David Himmel 10/3/25 David Himmel 10/3/25

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 28, 2025

You are immortal until you’re not.

Don Hall 9/29/25 Don Hall 9/29/25

I Believe… [We’re Not Machines]

...that joy is found in the act of building something useless: kites in winter, elaborate cocktail garnishes for tap water, or a paper-mâché bust of your ex-boss. Useless things remind us we’re not machines.

David Himmel 9/26/25 David Himmel 9/26/25

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 21, 2025

Some people just can’t be helped. They can’t help choosing to play the martyr, the victim. It’s fine to eventually let these people drown in the rough sea of their own making. The trick is saving the poor souls they might bring down with them.

David Himmel 9/25/25 David Himmel 9/25/25

The Implications of Not Walking Faster

Excuse me. Can you please walk faster?
Don’t you have some place to be?
At least move to the right. Let me pass.
No, I’m not in a rush, I just have things to get to today.
I don’t mean to be rude. But you’re taking so long and holding up the flow of traffic.
It’s not just me. Look at that lady in the surgical boot. She probably has an appointment with her orthopedic surgeon. You’re keeping her from receiving healthcare. Are you Mitch McConnell? Who’s rude now?

Don Hall 9/24/25 Don Hall 9/24/25

The Democracy of a Thousand Voices

Why Free Speech Must Be Absolute, Why Assassination Always Fails, and Why Rage Isn’t Winning

Don Hall 9/22/25 Don Hall 9/22/25

I Believe… [The Ironic Right]

...that the irony that the Right is reveling in their reclaimed permission to say the word ‘retard’ and yet most of them are ‘tards is staggering.

David Himmel 9/19/25 David Himmel 9/19/25

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 14, 2025

As we get older, moving and shaking becomes hard on the hips.

Don Hall 9/15/25 Don Hall 9/15/25

I Believe… [Not My Tempo]

...that the fact that my staff sees JK Simmons’s performance in “Whiplash” as a ‘comically evil version of me’ says a lot about my approach to management.

Don Hall 9/13/25 Don Hall 9/13/25

The Left Can’t Dance If It Keeps Tripping Over Its Own Moral Shoelaces

Progressives have the best playlist, the best snacks, and the best costumes—so why does every party feel like a lecture series with snacks?

David Himmel 9/12/25 David Himmel 9/12/25

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of September 7, 2025

The fringes, and those too cowardice to speak against them, are pulling us apart as a united country. At this point, if you’re left or right of center, you’re probably part of the problem.

David Himmel 9/10/25 David Himmel 9/10/25

Celebrating a Bygone Wedding Anniversary

September 10, henceforth, shall be known as the Day of Broken Promises. It’ll be recognized as the day we all make promises none of us will keep. Because what is divorce if not a reneging on promises made to the person you once loved more than anyone else in front of all the runner ups?

Elizabeth Harper 9/9/25 Elizabeth Harper 9/9/25

Fascism is Not Fun

Don Hall 9/8/25 Don Hall 9/8/25

I Believe… [New Mantra]

...that my next tattoo will be something along the lines of “Expect Nothing. Hope for Everything.”

David Himmel 9/5/25 David Himmel 9/5/25

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of August 31, 2025

Little bricks build a big house. And little problems build a strong case for losing your mind, burning your life down, and ending up speaking tongues to yourself on Lower Wacker.

Don Hall 9/2/25 Don Hall 9/2/25

Curiosity is a Muscle to Build

Hit the gym. You’re getting soft again.

Don Hall 9/1/25 Don Hall 9/1/25

I Believe… [Manufactured Happiness]

...that happiness isn’t found, it’s manufactured—like bootleg mixtapes in the back of a Pontiac in 1985, hissing but priceless.

David Himmel 8/29/25 David Himmel 8/29/25

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of Augsust 23, 2025

Doesn’t matter how cool your tattoos are. If you have a man purse, you’re not the man who runs into the fire to save your kids. You’re the man who watches his kids burn to death then blames the underfunded, but over lauded fire department.